welcome to the jungle

shrugging:

in the uk tea can be both a beverage and an evening meal

we are a confusing people

arcticmonkies:

idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me

deodrant:

i’m literally not close friends w anyone i’m sort of just like semi-friends w everyone 

bonerdelrey:

you a stupid hoe

you a you a 

you a 

you a you a 

you a 

you a you a 

you a 

yeah, you a you a 

i am the female weezy

(Source: elitebeatagent)

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

harrysthefather:

my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school  

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

(Source: 42hearts)

horanhookah:

when niall’s braces come off so will my bra and underwear